That's What WE Said

Outside a clothing store in Lexington: “I’m going to this shop over here real quick. Don’t get lost or I’ll have to call the cops.” – Mother to her five kids.

After a male employee knocks a coffee container over, spilling coffee beans down the aisle: Female Employee: “Haha!” Manager (to Male Employee): “What happened back there?” Male Employee: “Well, some of it seems to have kind of spilled on the ground…” - Hartland Kroge...

20-something Guy: “I know all the words to that song…” 20-something Girl: “I don’t know if I should be proud of you or just worried…” 20-something Guy: “Both. My mom is…” - Downtown Louisville

Homeless Man #1 (to Homeless Man #2): “Y’better get arrested tonight. Snow’s’a com’n…” - Outside McD’s, Lexington

At a bookstore: Female Customer: “Excuse me… Do you have any books by Charles Darwin?” Male Employee: “We sure do! They’re right over here…” Female Customer: “Oh, that’s great! Now, is he dead?” - Barnes & Noble, Westport Road, Louisville

Man from Michigan: “Where are you from?” Girl from Kentucky: “Louisville.” Man from Michigan: “And how do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky?” Girl from Kentucky: “Loo-uh-ville.” Man from Michigan: “No, honey, the capital of Kentucky is Frankfort…...

At a check-out lane: Female Employee (to a lady buying some fruit): “Oh WOW… You have huge bananas!” Lady with Fruit (after a pause): “Huh? Oh… Yeah, you guys usually sell some big bananas…” Female employee: “Yeah, but all of my customers today have had REALLY B...

At a check out line, a cashier looks awkwardly at a male customer who is only buying a bottle of hand lotion and a twelve-pack: Cashier: “Did you, uhm, find everything you needed today?” Customer: “What? I’m just buying my girlfriend a drink…” - Wal-Mart, Lagrange

Overheard at a soccer game: Guy in a wheelchair: “Soccer isn’t a real sport. You can’t use your hands!” - Louisville

Overheard at a call center: Call center employee: “Okay sir, I’ll need to send a technician to the site to repair your cable. I just need you to verify the address please… (pause) No, sir, not your work address. The address where you are right now… (pause) You don’t know that add...