Two guys walking down the street stop to admire a Cadillac: Guy #1: “That there’s a nice car. What kind of car is that?” Guy #2 (mistaking the dealership logo for a brand name): “Dat’s a Quantrell right derr..” - Downtown Lexington
Overheard in an office: Guy: “Who’s that chick with Shane in that photo? Is that his hoochie mama?” Girl: “I was trying to figure out who that was. She doesn’t really look like a hoochie mama though..” Guy: “Oh, well all I can see from over here are some boobs. I couldn’t really tell if she had any hoochie characteristics…” Girl: “No, she definitely doesn’t show any indications of being a hoochie.” (Shane walks back to his desk) Guy: “Hey, Shane, who’s that girl in the picture with you?” Shane: “Oh, tha...
Male Student: “My teacher really just explained how multiple choice tests work!” Female Student: “Ha! Were there any students taking notes?” Male Student: “I don’t know. I was looking at a girl’s breast and she was acting like she wasn’t pissed off.” - University of Kentucky, Lexington
20-something Guy: “It was like watching a unicorn give birth.” - outside an ice cream parlor, Louisville
British man: “I need to make a deposit in your lavatory.” - Lexington
Football announcer: “That guy’s an offensive Juggernaut!” - Lexington
Guy #1: “Man, their music is so good there were tears in my eyes.” Guy #2: “Did you just say there were tears in your eyes?” Guy #1: “Well, it was because of the line of coke I just did.” - Book & Music Exchange, Highlands, Louisville
Mother to her son: “You can go with me or stay with you father and get mistreated.” - Wal-mart parking lot, Lexington
In a public restroom: Guy #1, singing: “You gotta give it up…” Guy #2: “Man, that’s not the kind of song you sing in a restroom…” - Racquetclub, Lexington
